Bo Jackson, age 60 – previously a superstar player for the Kansas City Royals and Los Angeles Raiders – has had a server case of the hiccups for a year now and said doctors have been “probing me every way they can to find out why I’ve got these hiccups.” He will now undergo a surgical procedure with the hope of fixing his chronic ailment.
Obviously he has tried every known remedy, telling USA Today:
“I have done everything: scare me, hang upside down, drink water, smell the (expletive) of a porcupine. It doesn’t work.”
